Wednesday
english professor: ssup up hommies? i got yo motherfuckin’ pre-test examination in my hands.
seatmate: the feeling of taking that shit was horrible. i was about to circle the drain when i answered that crazy paper.
xienahgirl: im an academic chicken so i know i will just shake it off. woots for me for being one big smerk.
english professor: this is pretty much a putty exam. for the first time in my fucked up life of teaching–being skangkified, i will be singing my shout out to the only one who shined like a star.
seatmate: quit clowning around, i know the bitch who might have actually aced the test.
xienahgirl: pimping much? that geekaloid is going down for being over the top.
english professor: yo asswipers, come over here and roll these papers to their respective owners.
seatmate: hush, babydoll–quit chirping about moar Mcnasty things.
xienahgirl: that whore must have had some zippy mental intercourses ages ago.
seatmate: one quick diva snap for you gabwanaha tramp. oh here is my test result: epic fail.
xienahgirl: oh! i thought that was your middle name? the world will be a happier place if one lame brained fucktard will evaporate.
seatmate: i die nao.
xienahgirl: i will dust off whoever that smartie artie is. imma blow off his neck and make it his own head.
seatmate: chillax! hulking out will do you no good. you are such a gaybob.
xienahgirl: wait. where is my paper, you freak? dont tell me, youre in it for this shituation?
seatmate: it must have bounced into some other earth.
xienahgirl: shaddap baloney. stop the zithels, just show me the deal!
seatmate: why dont you ask the insanezilla professor in front?
xienahgirl: yo! crazzyyy braidee, do i need to holler at you for me to know where exactly my god damn exam paper is?
english professor: why dont you shnizzle your gigantomongous ass over here you funkalicious biatch.
xienahgirl: you, talking to me boo?
english professor: hell yeah! you were the one who nailed the examination-oh-oh.
xienahgirl: absoeffinglutely fantascinating!
english professor: zackly! right back at you, whore.
seatmate: OMFG, you are such a nerdie dot com but its all good. your face is so shappy.
xienahgirl: flame on! its tough love and i deserve some xoxo.


Wednesday at 2:41 am
hahahaha.
hahahaha.
hahahaha.
at isa pang
hahahaha.
ang kulit naman yan.
‘xoxo’. wag lang daw banggiting s*so para walang malisya.
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August 2nd, 2008 at 3:28 pm
yata? hehe.
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Wednesday at 6:27 am
lol. Alam mo napapansin ko lang dito sa Canada, normal na yan. I don’t mean ung pagmumura ng professor ha, bawal paren un! Kaya wag ka magmumura d2 pag nakatungtong ka ng Canada. What i mean is yung way magsalita ng tao, ganyan na ganyan. Yun bang every syllable, may salitang fuck.
For example: What the fuck is going on with this fucking car?
Nakakashock isipin pero ganun na ang generasyon ngayon. Haha. Buti nalang di ako naiimpluwensyahan salamat sa mahal kong nanay at tatay.
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August 1st, 2008 at 12:21 pm
yep tama ka. Hindi naman nila minimean minsan eh. expression na talga sa kanila yun. Pero oo, mahahawa ka talaga. AS in. one time nun. Grade 5 palang ako nun ha. Eh kadalasan naririnig ko sa mga kaklase ko ‘Fuck you [insert name here]‘ sa kaklase kong isa. Haha. SO yun, napapamura naren ako ng di ko naman sinasadya. Haha. Grade 5 yun ha! 11 anyos palang ako. Bagong dating sa Canada, naimpluwensyahan kagad. Hahahahaha.
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Wednesday at 7:49 am
WTF!so cool!!!
yan lang ang kaya..
wateveah!ha ha ha….ganda naman ng tabas ng bunganga ng professor….
pero in fairness…rank 3rd ako sa comment….indi gaya ng dati kulilat..
eh ano? pacontest ba to?lols
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Wednesday at 9:42 am
bwahahaha!
hohmyzeusdemet homeskillz! congratumalations for acing the test!!
give homegirl some snaps! hollaaa! woot-woot!
ang ganda ng english class mo, napapa foshizzle-dizzle ang mga teachers and students. bwahahaha!
mucho cooltastic. rawr!
have a sexy day! =)
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Wednesday at 11:03 am
that whore must have had some zippy mental intercourses ages ago
talagang pag dumura ka ng paitaas eh babalik sayo.. moral lesson.. woot!
TIGANG TIGANG TIGANG TIGANG!!!
hahahaha
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Wednesday at 11:27 am
eto ang mga post na kinatatakutan ko, medyo hindi ako makareak kasi medyo hindi ko naintindihan.
who am i kidding? wala talaga akong naintindihan, english kasi, bwahahahaha.
peace out!
hahaha!
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Wednesday at 12:02 pm
syet! naimagine ko tuloy na niggers ang mga nag uusap with matching bling bling pa..haha! ang lufet ng conversation…walang katulad! walang urbanidad!
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Wednesday at 12:31 pm
This post is so pimpish. I can’t believe cursing cussing can be this diverse but intricate. I gave big props to you and your mothahfuckah professor.
Galling naman! Aced ang exam! Libre!!!
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Wednesday at 2:27 pm
ha? tagalog..
halo halong nigga speak at Lolspeak at barubal na kung ano ano tong kumbersasyon na to.
kala ko lyrics sa kanta ni Ja-Rule o Nelly eh.
very good.
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Wednesday at 3:35 pm
eto lang masasabi ko
**absoeffinglutely fantascinating!**
hahaha! galing sayo yan :D
napuno ng laway ang monitor!
wahahaha.
ndi ko dinilaan a…
pinilit ko pa kasing basahin ng malakas ang buong post, bwahahaha..
talsikan ang laway ever!
ewww!
hahaha :D
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Wednesday at 3:55 pm
may nabasa ako dati na kaya may ganyang mga salita kasi gusto bigyan ng emphasis yung sinasabi at di nila alam kung pano kaya naman ginagamit nila yung “shock value” nung mga ganung salita. pero kapag sobrang daming beses mo ginamit, ayun, nawawala lang din yung shock na yun. hehe.
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Wednesday at 4:33 pm
di nga? mataas ang iskor mo? manlibre ka naman!
may potensyal ka maging isang sean kingston..haha! ang lawak ng bokabolaryo mo! hanep!
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Wednesday at 5:51 pm
whoa parang script ah.
congrats sa pagkamit ng pinakamataas na marka.
so ganun na lang yon?
magko-congrats ako tapos wala man lang pa-burger galing sayo? hehe
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Wednesday at 5:58 pm
ya nailed it xG! ya sucha wondufa writing bitch! hehe.
ganda! tawa ako nang tawa! *clap clap
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July 31st, 2008 at 11:31 am
mababaw nga lang ako. hehe. di ko kayang magpaka-lalim, baka malunod ako. hehe.
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Wednesday at 6:33 pm
*shutting up*
*atras buntot*
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Wednesday at 6:37 pm
mag-uling ka xienah at mag-bling bling.
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August 1st, 2008 at 2:32 am
para mas kumpleto yung get-up.
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Wednesday at 6:54 pm
aun o.
wala akong masabi.
hahah.
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Wednesday at 7:12 pm
1. naalala ko ung isang comic strip ng pugad-baboy ke eminem. na kung isi-censore ang lyrics ng kanta nya, ang labas ay **** **** ********!!!
wahaha ala na natira, puro censored. OMFG!
2. masyado nga nosebleed kpag nakakrinig ka ng ganitong usapan lalo na between our niggah brotha or sistah sa tv/sine. pati na rin sa mga lyrics ng kanta ng RnB, urban music (atbp). Mas malala pa xa sa gay lingo ng pinoy. anu vah motherf**k itash?!
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Wednesday at 8:56 pm
congrats on acing the test, if this is real.
kung ganun ang prof ko, magddrop ako.
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Wednesday at 9:01 pm
hifhof?
yipiyayeah. . . chickichiki-ahhh!!
anu daw? ahaha!
oh well, eto ang mga usapang talaga namang mawiwindang ako pag trutulayp na!
flyfly
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Wednesday at 9:10 pm
dapat may malaki kang bling bling tapos palagyan mo na rin ng gold ung ngipin mo para astig. haha :P
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Wednesday at 9:13 pm
homayeffingaaaad.
you aced teh test. homayabsolutelyfreakinwow. :)
pengeng tissue.
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Thursday at 12:57 pm
fo sho
hahaha
ahryt.wa ko masabi. la din ako ganu naintindihan sa conversation
-nonstandard language
(yan natutunan ko kanina lang sa english 3. helfff)
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Thursday at 7:57 pm
ahahay! ate xG! may pa “reply to this comment” ka pang nalalaman!
wahahahahahahahahahaha!
musta?! wahaha!
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August 2nd, 2008 at 12:10 am
away ba to? O___O Huwat?
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Thursday at 8:26 pm
adik!!!
dumugo ilong ko dun ha…
di ako sana’y ng conyong english sa blog mo..
wahahah!!!
pero asteeg..
asteeeg..
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Thursday at 8:46 pm
Oh god. My Phaking nose is bleeding love. phak. coooool. :D Yep. you deserve the xoxo! :P
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Thursday at 9:21 pm
howlikraps. bigla kong namiss ang TAE. hahaha. heniweys, malapit na akong makarinig ng mga ganyan. tsk.
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Saturday at 12:12 am
bagay tong ipabasa sa English1 teacher ko. shit, matutuwa siya dito.
mamaya ate x, ikaw pala English1 prof ko ah. nagtatago ka lang sa anyong”xienahgirl” waaa! :| Paranoid. :O
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August 4th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
holy sht. oh noes.
hindi ikaw ang english teacher ko.
mahilig un sa ‘right’ eh. haha. pero labs ko yung teacher ko na yun kahit nakakatakot yun.
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Saturday at 8:36 am
pang urban dictionary eto ah.napansin ko pala dumaan uli rito si 4141..tsktsk. parang iba talaga ang personality niya ah.wehehe.. beyond the norms.
galing ah..perpek!!
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Monday at 8:33 am
Bakit ba ngayon lang ako nag-react dito. Hindi ko kasi maintindihan. Sorry, dapat ko bang maintindihan?
Okay lang. Akala ko nga tungkol ito sa exam ng trabaho eh.
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August 4th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
Aaaah, sos. Okay.
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Sunday at 9:43 pm
nosebleeeeeed…
teka, ano uli ‘yun?? mahanap nga sa diksyonaryo…
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