english professor: ssup up hommies? i got yo motherfuckin’ pre-test examination in my hands.
seatmate: the feeling of taking that shit was horrible. i was about to circle the drain when i answered that crazy paper.
xienahgirl: im an academic chicken so i know i will just shake it off. woots for me for being one big smerk.
english professor: this is pretty much a putty exam. for the first time in my fucked up life of teaching–being skangkified, i will be singing my shout out to the only one who shined like a star.
seatmate: quit clowning around, i know the bitch who might have actually aced the test.
xienahgirl: pimping much? that geekaloid is going down for being over the top.
english professor: yo asswipers, come over here and roll these papers to their respective owners.
seatmate: hush, babydoll–quit chirping about moar Mcnasty things.
xienahgirl: that whore must have had some zippy mental intercourses ages ago.
seatmate: one quick diva snap for you gabwanaha tramp. oh here is my test result: epic fail.
xienahgirl: oh! i thought that was your middle name? the world will be a happier place if one lame brained fucktard will evaporate.
seatmate: i die nao.
xienahgirl: i will dust off whoever that smartie artie is. imma blow off his neck and make it his own head.
seatmate: chillax! hulking out will do you no good. you are such a gaybob.
xienahgirl: wait. where is my paper, you freak? dont tell me, youre in it for this shituation?
seatmate: it must have bounced into some other earth.
xienahgirl: shaddap baloney. stop the zithels, just show me the deal!
seatmate: why dont you ask the insanezilla professor in front?
xienahgirl: yo! crazzyyy braidee, do i need to holler at you for me to know where exactly my god damn exam paper is?
english professor: why dont you shnizzle your gigantomongous ass over here you funkalicious biatch.
xienahgirl: you, talking to me boo?
english professor: hell yeah! you were the one who nailed the examination-oh-oh.
xienahgirl: absoeffinglutely fantascinating!
english professor: zackly! right back at you, whore.
seatmate: OMFG, you are such a nerdie dot com but its all good. your face is so shappy.
xienahgirl: flame on! its tough love and i deserve some xoxo.


